Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Parental Mastery Wow Remix,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t that complicated.
What’s this “World of Warcraft” thing anyway?
So, from what I gather, this “World of Warcraft,” or “WoW” as the young’uns call it, is some kind of game. Like them things my grandkids play on their computery boxes. They say it’s in a place called “Azeroth.” Sounds like a foreign country, maybe near Russia? I dunno. They also talk about “Shadowlands” and “Battle for Azeroth” and “Burning Crusade.” Sounds like a lot of fightin’ and fussin’ to me. Like that time old man Johnson fought with the neighbor over the fence line. Same thing, just with more magic and dragons, I guess.
Getting to Level 70 – Fast Like!
Now, these kids, they’re always yappin’ about gettin’ to level 70. Seems important, like gettin’ your driver’s license or somethin’. They say there are new quests that help you do it fast. Real fast. Like, under three hours! Can you believe that? Three hours! It takes me longer than that to make a good pot of stew! They say it’s good for “casual players” gettin’ “bronze.” I ain’t sure what that means, but bronze sounds pretty, like them statues in the park.
- Speedy Leveling: They say you gotta follow a process. I don’t know what process, but I reckon it involves clickin’ a lot of buttons and killin’ a bunch of monsters. That’s what them games are all about, ain’t it?
- Heirlooms and Shoulderpads: There’s talk of “heirlooms” and “shoulderpads” from some fella named Garrosh. Sounds like fancy clothes. I guess you need ’em to be strong. Like wearin’ good boots when you’re workin’ in the garden. But they say you don’t get these fast unless you got a “tank” or a “healer.” I guess those are like the strong fellas in the game who protect the others.
Leveling Up – Easy Peasy?
They say gettin’ to level 20 is a breeze. Like, half an hour! Shoot, that’s less time than it takes to bake a pie! And they say you’re strong right from the start. Sounds like cheatin’ to me. Back in my day, you had to work hard for everything. Nothin’ came easy.
Timerunner’s Mastery – Some Newfangled Thing
Then there’s this “Timerunner’s Mastery” thing. Sounds like you gotta wear a special cloak or somethin’. And it gives you a buff. Buff? Like buffin’ the floor? I dunno. But they say it means some changes are active. And they say it’s a “grind.” Like grindin’ coffee? These kids and their words! I guess it means you gotta work at it. Nothin’ new there.
Achievements – Showin’ Off, I Guess
And there are “Achievements.” Like gettin’ a gold star in school, I reckon. They got one called “What Does This Button Do?” Well, I coulda told ya what buttons do. They turn things on and off! Silly kids.
Patch 9.2 – More Changes!
They also talk about “Patch 9.2.” Sounds like fixin’ a hole in your pants. But I guess it means they change the game. Add new things, fix old things. Keeps them kids busy, I suppose. Better than gettin’ into trouble.
So, what’s it all mean?
Keywords: World of Warcraft, WoW, Azeroth, level 70, fast leveling, Timerunner’s Mastery, Achievements, Patch 9.2
Well, this “Parental Mastery Wow Remix” thing, whatever it is, seems to be about playin’ this “World of Warcraft” game. Gettin’ to level 70 fast, gettin’ fancy clothes, and showin’ off your achievements. Sounds like a lot of fuss over nothin’ to me, but hey, if it keeps them kids happy and outta trouble, then I guess it ain’t so bad. It’s like that time my grandson spent all summer buildin’ that giant Lego castle. Kept him busy and out of my hair. Same thing, just with more magic and dragons and computery boxes.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about “bronze” and “grinding” has made me hungry.
