Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this here “Indebted Kindness” thingy, sounds fancy, huh? It’s some kinda gun, a “Rocket-Assisted Frame Sidearm” they call it. Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like somethin’ that shoots real fast and hard, like when my old mule kicks ya if you ain’t lookin’. This here gun, they say it comes from some place called “Warlord’s Ruin Dungeon.” Sounds spooky, like that old abandoned mine shaft down the road, wouldn’t catch me dead in either place, no sir.
Now, if you’re gonna use this gun for… what they call “PvE,” I reckon that means fightin’ them computer monsters, you gotta make it reload faster. Faster the better, I always say, like huskin’ corn before the rain comes. So, you gotta get yourself a “Hard Launch” barrel, whatever that is, and “High-Velocity Rounds.” Sounds like makin’ the bullets go faster, makes sense I guess, like greasin’ the wheels on the tractor.
You wanna get your hands on this “Indebted Kindness”? Well, you gotta go traipsin’ through that Warlord’s Ruin place, fightin’ whatever’s in there. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me. But they say there’s lots of chances to get it, so I guess if you’re stubborn enough, you’ll find one. And once you got it, you can find more in secret chests hidden around. Sneaky them computer game makers are, hidin’ things like squirrels hidin’ nuts. There’s guides and stuff to help you, but I ain’t got no time for that, too busy milkin’ Bessy and tendin’ to the chickens.
- Get it from the Warlord’s Ruin dungeon.
- Look for secret chests after you get the first one.
- Use a guide if you’re lost, but I ain’t got time for that.
Now, for this “PvE” fightin’, you want the gun to be real powerful, ‘specially with that “Arc” stuff. Sounds like electricity, makes things go zap! You want somethin’ called “Lead From Gold” or “Impulse Amplifier,” don’t ask me what they do, but they sound important. And pair that with “Voltshot”! Zap, zap, zap! Like lightnin’ in a bottle. “Lead From Gold,” they say it’s real popular, probably ‘cause it helps you get more bullets or somethin’, like findin’ extra eggs in the hen house, always a good thing.
So, this “Indebted Kindness,” it comes from that dungeon, and you gotta buy somethin’ called a “Lightfall Dungeon Key” if you ain’t got it already. They sell it in somethin’ called the “Eververse store,” for 2 somethings… probably money, everything costs money these days. Reminds me of when the peddler came through town, always tryin’ to sell ya somethin’ you don’t need. But if you want that gun, I guess you gotta pay up, just like feedin’ the pigs, gotta give ‘em somethin’ if you want ‘em to grow.
To sum it up, this here “Indebted Kindness” gun, it’s gotta shoot fast and hit hard, reload quick, and have somethin’ to do with electricity. And you gotta go to a spooky dungeon and pay some money to get it. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss to me. I’d rather stick to my trusty shotgun, knows how to use it, and it ain’t never let me down. But if you’re into all this fancy computer fightin’, then maybe this here gun is for you. Just remember what I told ya, fast bullets, fast reload, and lots of zap. And don’t go wanderin’ into any dark dungeons without tellin’ someone where you’re goin’, you hear?
Anyways, that’s all I know ‘bout this here “Indebted Kindness god roll” thingamajig. Hope it helps ya, or at least didn’t bore ya too much. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them tomatoes before the deer get to ‘em.
