This here Saudi Crown, it’s some kinda racehorse, I reckon. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the feed store. Seems like a big deal, this horse. They say it’s a thoroughbred, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, though. Born in 2020, still a young’un. This Saudi Crown horse, it’s a fast one, they say. Faster than my old mule, Bessie, that’s for sure!
This horse, it’s from America, just like me, I guess. They call it a colt, this Saudi Crown. Ain’t never seen a colt worth so much fuss, but what do I know? I just know my chickens and my garden. This horse racin’ is a whole other world. It’s got all these fancy names. Like, it says its daddy is called “Always Dreaming”. And its mama is “New Narration”. My stars! Who names these horses? Sounds like somethin’ out of a storybook.
They got all these numbers and charts about this Saudi Crown horse. Speed figures, they call ’em. Higher the number, the faster the horse, I suppose. Like when you’re pickin’ the best tomatoes at the market, you want the plumpest ones. This horse got good numbers, that much I can gather. And it’s got a good pedigree. The owners and breeders. Big money folks, I reckon. Not like us simple folk.
They say this Saudi Crown, he’s got a good “upward trajectory.” Sounds like somethin’ about goin’ up a hill. Guess it means he’s gettin’ better and better. Like a good batch of moonshine, gettin’ stronger with time. Don’t know what a “bias” is in horse racin’, but it sounds important. The breedin’ is important too. Like good stock for good chickens. You need good chickens to get good eggs.
- This Saudi Crown, he’s a looker, they say.
- Got a shiny coat, I bet.
- Probably eats better than I do!
- Runs like the wind, they say.
- Probably worth more than my whole farm!
Now, I seen pictures of Arabian horses. They’re all pretty and fancy-lookin’. Long necks, like a swan. And their tails, they hold ’em up high, like they’re too good for everyone else. They say these Arabian horses, they float when they run. Sounds like magic to me. This Saudi Crown horse, though it ain’t an Arabian, maybe it runs like one. Smooth and easy. It’s all about the breeding and training, I reckon.
They got all these records for this Saudi Crown, every race he’s ever run. Wins, losses, who he ran against. It’s like keepin’ track of how many eggs your hens lay each week. You gotta know what you got, I reckon. Even with horses. This horse has been in many courses, seems like. Some folks are always betting on these horses. Seems like a good way to lose your money. But what do I know? I’d rather keep my money than bet it on a horse.
This Saudi Crown horse, it’s got its own page, they say. Like a movie star. Got pictures, and all that information about its races. It’s like a whole life story, all about this one horse. They even got pictures of it. Probably got its own groom, too. Someone to brush it and feed it and all that. Livin’ the high life, this horse.
This trainer fella, B. Cox, he’s the one who makes sure this Saudi Crown horse is in tip-top shape. He must know a thing or two about horses, to be trainin’ one as famous as this. The owner is FMQ Stables, Inc. Must be loaded. Then the breeder is CHC Inc. Sounds important too.
I don’t know much about horse racin’, but I know this: that Saudi Crown horse is somethin’ special. At least, that’s what everyone’s sayin’. Maybe I’ll try to watch one of its races sometime. See what all the fuss is about. Maybe it’ll be more excitin’ than watchin’ my rooster chase the hens around the yard.
Anyways, this Saudi Crown horse, it’s a big deal. It’s like the talk of the town. And that’s all I know about it. Just a horse, but a mighty famous one, it seems. It’s all beyond me, really. I’ll just stick to my garden and my chickens. But hey, it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? This whole horse racin’ world is just a mystery to me, but it sure is interestin’ to hear about.
