Okay, so I saw this “crappy drawing” challenge thing going around, and I thought, “Why not?” I’m no artist, but it sounded fun. I decided to draw Ronaldo, because, well, he’s Ronaldo.
Getting Started (and Failing)
First, I grabbed a piece of paper and a pencil. I mean, that’s all you need, right? I found a picture of Ronaldo online – one of those where he’s all intense and focused. I figured that would be easy to, you know, not capture accurately.
I started with the head shape. It ended up looking more like an egg than a human head. Seriously, a lopsided egg. Then I tried to draw his eyes. Let’s just say one was definitely bigger than the other. And the eyebrows? One looked permanently surprised, the other…well, I don’t even know.
The Nose Knows…Nothing
The nose was a whole other adventure. I attempted to get that strong, defined Ronaldo nose. What I ended up with was something that looked like a lumpy potato. I erased it, like, five times. It just kept getting worse. I swear, the paper started to look like it was crying from all the erasing.
Hair-Raising Issues
- Hair: Oh boy, the hair. I tried to do that slicked-back, gelled-up look.
- Result: It looked like a bird’s nest exploded on his head.
- My reaction: I almost gave up at this point.
The Final “Masterpiece”
I added some scribbles for the shirt, because, honestly, I was done. I stood back to admire my work. It was…terrible. Hilariously terrible. But hey, that was the point, right? It was a “crappy drawing,” and I definitely achieved that. My Ronaldo looked like he’d lost a fight with a blender. And maybe a badger.
So, there you have it. My Ronaldo crappy drawing adventure. I learned that I should probably stick to things that don’t involve pencils and paper. But hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. And isn’t that what really matters? (Besides, maybe, a tiny bit of artistic skill…)
