Why Finding Pizza Boxes Turned Into A Hot Mess
Wanted that sweet XP for this week’s challenge, obviously. Grabbed my controller, fired up Fortnite, and jumped into Battle Royale solo.
First plan? Simple. Just drop near known pizza spots. Landed at Brutal Beachhead right at the start. Felt smart. Saw that glowing pizza box vibe near the big tower thing. Charged over, already hearing gunshots. Got absolutely shredded by some kid hiding behind a dumpster before I could even touch the box. One game gone, zero pizza.
Okay, fine. Next match, dropped way quieter at Rebel’s Roost. Sneaked around the houses near the main building. Boom! There it was, tucked by a small shack out back. Finally tagged one pizza box! Confidence surging, stupidly. Figured I’d grab another one quick before the storm pushed me. Headed towards Hazy Hillside. Total mistake. Sweaty tryhards everywhere, circle closing fast. Died jumping off a roof trying to avoid fire.
Got super frustrated. Couple more rounds went like this:
- Spotted the box at Grand Glacier patio! Got lasered opening it.
- Finally landed at Fencing Fields… but spent 5 minutes running circles? Couldn’t find the stupid box near that huge statue anywhere!
- Fell off Lavish Lair balcony running from fight. No pizza there either.
Decided I needed a proper list scribbled on paper. Muted the TV, grabbed a notepad.
Worked my way slow:
- Revisited Rebel’s Roost shacks – easy find.
- Went straight to the cliffside house in Hazy Hillside early – got it!
- Grand Glacier? Hugged the outside wall near the pool, saw it by a sunbed. Snagged it quick.
- Fencing Fields box? Was hiding BEHIND the big statue, not in front. Felt dumb.
- Brutal Beachhead? Avoided the tower, found it near some stacked crates on the beach.
- Lavish Lair was upstairs, balcony corner next to plants.
- Ruined Reels box was out back by a broken truck.
Took like 10 matches total because other players or my own chaos kept messing it up. Was finally celebrating getting that last one near the Reels truck… then my cat jumped on my lap demanding food RIGHT NOW. Almost spilled my drink. Priorities, I guess.
