Alright so today I finally put Ozil Steroids to the test after that dude at the gym wouldn’t shut up about ’em. Claims it’ll blow your muscles up like balloons. Figured, screw it, I’ll see what all the fuss is about and write it straight here. Got nothing fancy to sell, just what I did.
First: Tracking Down This Stuff
Let’s be real, finding it wasn’t a quick Amazon order. Took weeks asking around like some kinda sketchy character. Friend-of-a-friend knew a guy. Paid cash, got these little blue pills in a plain baggie. No label, no dosage guide, nothing. Felt dodgy right off the bat, but I swallowed that first pill anyway. Tasted bitter as hell.
What Actually Happened Week by Week
First week? Honestly felt cracked out. Heart pounding like I’d chugged ten coffees for days. Slept maybe 2 hours a night if lucky. Pumped weights like crazy though – felt like my arms were gonna explode off. Was doing reps I’d never touched before. Kinda felt unstoppable… or maybe just angry.
The Physical Stuff Nobody Talks About
Okay, the ugly truth started around week 3:
- My skin went nuclear: Back turned into a damn pizza. Huge, deep zits popping up overnight. Hurt like hell touching a barbell.
- Sweat city: Just sitting down? Puddles. Changed shirts three times a day. Embarrassing.
- Blood pressure madness: Checked it once on a friend’s machine. Numbers were screaming at me. Freaked me out good.
- Random bleeding: Got a nosebleed tying my shoes once. Seriously.
The “Big Gains” Everyone Promised?
Alright, did I pack on size? Yeah, kinda fast. The scale jumped a good bit. Shoulders looked wider, shirts got tight. But listen… it wasn’t that hard, dense muscle I built lifting clean for years. Looked puffy. Watery. Like I’d been inflated. Friend who hadn’t seen me in weeks said, “Yo, you look kinda… swollen?” Yeah. Felt it too.
The Crash Was Brutal
Stopped after week 8. Couldn’t take the sides anymore. Thought, “Done, moving on.” But oh no. Then the real rollercoaster hit. Felt totally wiped for days. Like the flu without the fever. Could barely drag myself to the gym. Got super down about stuff for no reason – just sat there staring at the wall feeling like garbage. Libido? Absolutely vanished for a while. Took weeks just to feel halfway normal again. Lost most of that “pump” I’d gained too. Pissed off doesn’t cover it.
So, Did They Actually Help Build Muscle?
Short answer? Sure, you’ll get bigger fast. But the real question is: What kind of muscle? And is it worth feeling like a science experiment gone wrong?
What Ozil gave me was temporary bloat that mostly vanished once my body stopped freaking out. The downsides – the acne, the weird heart stuff, the sweat, the soul-crushing crash – those stuck around a lot longer than the gains. It felt like cheap weight. Like paying with your health.
Look, if you’re actually thinking about messing with this stuff… don’t. Or at least talk to someone smarter than the gym bro who’s pushing them. Just lifting heavy, eating like a person, and sleeping seems like a super boring plan now, but honestly? That slow gain feels solid. Feels real. This felt like borrowing gains with crazy high interest. My joints still ache sometimes for no reason. Screw that.
