This WWE, it’s something else, you know? All them wrestlers, jumping and flipping. My grandson, he loves it. Watches it all the time. But sometimes, I swear, them outfits they wear, they ain’t got enough cloth in ’em. And things happen, you know?
Like that time, that AJ Lee. She was something else. Always jumping around and, her top, it just went flying. Poor thing, she was all red in the face, I bet. That’s what happens when you wear them skimpy little things, I tell ya.
Clothes Falling Apart
They need to make them clothes stronger, I reckon. All that wrestling, pulling and tugging. It’s a wonder they don’t all end up naked in that ring! This wardrobe malfunction, it happens all the time. I seen it with my own two eyes, more than once. They put it up on that internet thing, too. That Instagram. My grandson shows me.
And that big fella, Brock Lesnar, the one who looks like he could eat a whole cow. Even he ain’t safe! Yep, him too. Wrestling that Cody Rhodes at that SummerSlam thing. Big fight, lots of grunting and throwing each other around. And then, bam! His pants, they just gave up. He was showing more than he meant to, I’ll tell ya that. Big wardrobe malfunction that was.
Embarrassing Moments
It’s gotta be embarrassing, poor things. But they just keep going, don’t they? Like it’s nothing. Maybe they’re used to it. Or maybe they just don’t care. It’s a crazy world, that WWE. All them wardrobe malfunction, you’d think they’d learn to wear more clothes.
- AJ Lee, her top went flying.
- Brock Lesnar, his pants ripped.
- That Michin girl, same thing happened to her, too.
Michin and Nia Jax
Then there was that Michin girl. She’s a tough one, that one. Always fighting. She was fighting that Nia Jax on that SmackDown show. Lots of yelling and hitting. And then, her clothes, they just couldn’t take it no more. Another wardrobe malfunction. It went everywhere, on that internet. Everyone was talking about it. My goodness, these wardrobe malfunctions!
It ain’t right, I say. They should wear more clothes. Or at least get someone to sew them clothes better. Someone who knows what they’re doing. Not like that time I tried to fix my old dress with some thread and a needle. Didn’t work out so good. Ended up with a hole bigger than before!
They Need Better Clothes
These WWE folks, they need to get their act together. Get some decent clothes. Ones that can handle all that wrestling. Or maybe they like it, I don’t know. Maybe they think it’s funny. I don’t think it’s funny. It’s just embarrassing.
All these wardrobe malfunctions happening. And they put it on the internet. That Instagram. My grandson keeps showing it to me. He thinks it’s all a big laugh. He’s young. He doesn’t understand.
Lots of Wardrobe Malfunctions in WWE
They should be more careful, these wrestlers. They’re on TV, you know? Millions of people watching. Including little kids. They need to set a better example, I say. Even those fans don’t care about those wardrobe malfunctions.
That Cameron girl, her match was after something big happened. A big shock, my grandson said. Nobody was paying attention to her. Maybe that was a good thing, considering what happened to her clothes.
It’s all a bit much for me, this WWE. Too much excitement. Too many wardrobe malfunctions. I prefer my quiet evenings, knitting and watching the birds in my garden. But my grandson, he loves it. So I watch it with him, sometimes. And I just shake my head at all the craziness. And all them skimpy outfits.
Those poor girls, they try so hard. They are so strong. But maybe they should think about wearing something a little more, you know, covered. It’s just common sense. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady who likes her peace and quiet. And clothes that stay on!
Yep, that’s the WWE for you. Full of surprises. And wardrobe malfunctions. You never know what’s going to happen next. Maybe they should just wrestle in overalls. That would solve the problem, wouldn’t it? Good, strong overalls. No more wardrobe malfunctions then!
But then again, maybe it wouldn’t be as exciting. My grandson probably wouldn’t like it. He likes all the drama. And the skimpy outfits, I guess. Even if they do keep falling apart.
Oh well, as long as he’s happy. That’s all that matters. But I still think they need better clothes. Stronger clothes. Clothes that can handle all that WWE wrestling. And no more of these wardrobe malfunctions, please! It’s just too much for this old lady to handle.
