Okay, so, “dantes laura tarzaned drama.” Sounds wild, right? I had to try this out myself. It all started when I stumbled upon this phrase online. I was like, “What the heck is this?” So I went down the rabbit hole.
The Setup
First, I needed to understand the pieces. “Dantes” – okay, like The Count of Monte Cristo? “Laura” – a name, got it. “Tarzaned” – now that’s the verb, the action. Like Tarzan swinging through the jungle? And “drama” – obviously, something dramatic happened.
My initial thought was that this described some intense, maybe even theatrical, rescue. Someone (Laura, maybe a role someone’s play?) was in trouble, and someone else (Dantes?) saved her in a spectacular, “Tarzan-like” way. I was picturing ropes, vines, maybe even a daring leap.
Digging Deeper
So, I started searching. I tried different combinations of the words, adding “movie,” “book,” “play” – anything to give me context. I wasn’t finding much at first. Then, I focused on “Tarzaned.” I looked up different Tarzan movie scenes, trying to see if any of them had a “Laura” and a “Dantes” character. No luck.
My Experiment
Since I couldn’t find anything pre-existing, I decided to make my own “dantes laura tarzaned drama.” I grabbed my old action figures. I’ve got this cool, old-school Tarzan figure, and a bunch of others. I picked a Barbie to be Laura, and a random knight figure to be Dantes.
I set up this whole jungle scene in my living room. Used some houseplants, blankets for vines, the whole nine yards. It looked ridiculous, but hey, I was committed.
The Action
My “drama” started with Laura captured by some “evil” toy soldiers. Dantes, in my story, was this exiled knight who had learned jungle survival skills. He saw Laura in trouble and knew he had to help.
I rigged up some string and made Dantes “swing” across my living room. It was clumsy, and the knight kept falling, but I was getting the hang of it. I even added sound effects, making “whooshing” noises as Dantes swung to the rescue.
Finally, Dantes “landed” (more like crashed) near Laura, “fought” the soldiers (lots of clanging and plastic-on-plastic action), and “freed” her. Tarzaned!
The Result
Okay, so it wasn’t exactly a Hollywood blockbuster. It was more like a really low-budget, one-man show. But, I did it. I created my own “dantes laura tarzaned drama.” It was messy, a little silly, but ultimately pretty fun.
I took some pictures of the whole setup, partly to document my insanity, and partly to show my friends what I’d been up to. They thought I was nuts, of course, but in a good way. It was awesome!
