Oh boy, you wanna know about that Monolith of Greed, huh? And where to find them mystical crate? Well, let me tell you, it ain’t easy. This old brain ain’t what it used to be, but I’ll try my best.
First off, this Monolith of Greed, it’s a big, scary place. Lots of danger, that’s what they say. It’s a level 10 danger zone, you know, not for the faint of heart. I heard it full of bad guys and creatures. But also, lots of good stuff if you brave enough. They say you gotta be around level 10 to even think about going near that place. I wouldn’t know, I ain’t been there myself, too old for that kinda trouble!
Now, about them mystical crate. I hear they’re hidden all over the place. Hard to find, but worth it, they say. One of them is near that Monolith of Greed. This is what I heard, it’s in a building, south of the Monolith entrance, I think. You gotta find the entrance first! Sounds like a real pain in the neck, if you ask me.
- Dayton Wetlands: mystical crate on the roof. On the roof of Dayton Hospital, that big building.
- Behind the glass room, near the Monolith of Greed. That one sounds tricky.
- Citrus County: Another mystical crate on the rooftop.
- Brookham: Inside the steeple, I heard.
That place, this Monolith, it’s like a big puzzle. You gotta find this thing called a “Rift Anchor” too. Someone told me it’s on top of a building in the southwest corner. What in the world is a “Rift Anchor,” you ask? Beats me! Some young folks’ mumbo jumbo, I reckon. But you need to “activate” it. Whatever that means. Sounds like something out of one of them fancy movies.
Iron River, that’s another place. They got something called a “Mirage Monolith” there. I guess it’s like the Monolith of Greed, but different. Lots of crates there, they say. Weapon crates, gear crates. Good for getting stuff, I suppose. This game sounds so complicated.
Then there’s this “GAIA Cliff Monolith.” More mystical crate, more weapon crates. It’s all the same to me. Just a bunch of places with fancy names. They say the stuff you find in those crates is random. Like a grab bag. You never know what you gonna get. Could be good, could be junk. Just like life, I guess.
Now some folks are saying there is a new map. They call it Monolith Tracker or something like that. I don’t know. I saw a map once. Back in my day, we just used a regular map. That’s how I found my way around when I was a little girl. I guess kids these days need all this new stuff.
Someone told me about Seattle. They said the first monolith was there in 2001. I don’t remember that. That was before my time. I was busy raising my kids back then. Didn’t have time for monoliths and such. Life was simpler then. You didn’t need all these fancy things to have a good time.
This Monolith of Greed, it’s just one of many, I reckon. There’s probably a whole bunch of them scattered around. Tundra Monolith, that’s another one. More crates, more danger. It never ends! I heard you can save money at restaurants and shops. What does that have to do with the monolith? I don’t know. These young people and their games, it’s all beyond me.
All I know is, if you looking for them mystical crate near the Monolith of Greed, you best be careful. It ain’t a walk in the park. Lots of danger, lots of those creatures. And you gotta find that entrance, then go south, to some building. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble for some old box. But hey, if that’s your thing, you go for it. Just be careful out there! And don’t forget your weapon!
That’s all I got for you. This old lady’s tired. Go on now, find your mystical crate. And don’t get lost! Or eaten! Those creatures are mean. I remember that young boy, what was his name, Billy! Yeah, Billy! He went to find the monolith and never came back. Be careful, sonny! Be careful!
