Well, well, well, look at that Messi boy. They call him the GOAT, you know? He’s somethin’ else, that one. Kicking that ball around like it’s nobody’s business. He’s a little fella, but he sure can run. That Messi, he’s got some magic in his boots, I tell ya. He’s the best football player in the world.
Folks talk about some other fella, Ronaldo. He’s good, too, I reckon. Scores a lot of goals, that Ronaldo. But that Messi, he’s got somethin’ special. Like he’s dancin’ with the ball. He’s got more of them gold ball things, the Ballon d’Or. Eight, I heard! Can you believe it? Eight! Ronaldo, he’s got a few, too, but not as many as our Messi.
They say that Messi, he’s a smart one, too. Got a real high number in his head, they say. One hundred ninety one. Now, I don’t know much about those numbers, but that sounds pretty darn high to me. High enough to make him a genius. Smarter than a whole bunch of us put together. That’s what that big number means. Smart enough to know how to kick that ball just right.
That Messi, he’s got the goals, the smarts, and the trophies. He’s got it all. You see him playin’, and you know you’re watchin’ somethin’ special. He just glides around them other players like they’re standin’ still.
- He scores goals. Lots of ’em.
- He helps other folks score, too. That’s called assists.
- He wins games. Lots of ’em.
- He wins them Champions League things.
Now, that Ronaldo, he’s got goals, too. He’s scored more goals in some of them fancy leagues, they say. More Champions League goals, too. And he scores a lot for his country. More than Messi does, I think. But that don’t mean he’s better, does it?
Messi, he don’t play as many games as Ronaldo. But he scores more goals for each game, if you catch my drift. He’s just more… efficient, I guess that’s the word. Gets more done with less, you know? That’s smart in my book. That’s why so many people think Messi is the GOAT. That boy Messi, he just makes it look easy.
Folks love to argue about who’s better, Messi or Ronaldo. They go on and on about it. But when you watch Messi play, you just know. He is a genius with the soccer ball. You don’t need all them fancy numbers to see it. It’s right there in front of your eyes.
Some fella who used to work with Ronaldo, this Mendes fella, he likes to stir the pot. Says Ronaldo’s better. Well, everyone’s got their opinion, I suppose. But I’ve seen Messi play, and that’s all I need to know.
Messi‘s got that magic, that spark. He’s the GOAT, plain and simple. You can argue all you want, but that won’t change the truth. That little fella from Argentina, he’s the best there ever was.
He’s just a joy to watch, that Messi. He makes you smile. He makes you believe in magic. He makes you proud to be a football fan. And that’s somethin’ special, ain’t it? I’ve never seen any other football player like him in the world.
So, yeah, they call him the GOAT. And you know what? They’re right. That Messi, he’s the greatest of all time. No doubt about it. You can take that to the bank. You can bet your bottom dollar on it. Messi is the GOAT.
