Okay, here is the blog post about “dewsnip” from my perspective, following all your requirements:

So, I got into this thing called “dewsnip” a while back. It sounded interesting, so I just jumped in headfirst.
First off, I needed to get the stuff for it. I looked around a bit, checked out what other people were doing, just to get the feel. Not really a lot of info, but no one seems to say it is bad. That’s enough for me.
Then, I just started doing it. It is about planting, and I love plants. I found a nice spot in my backyard. It’s a sunny spot, and I made sure it got plenty of sunlight, like, at least 8 hours a day. That’s what they say is good for these kinds of plants. I guess they love the sun, just like those bamboo things. I heard some people use fertilizer for bamboo, but I thought I don’t need it.
I followed what people normally do for planting stuff, put the dewsnip in the ground, and I’ve been watering them a lot, keeping the soil nice and moist.
I messed up a few times. Once, I forgot to water them for a couple of days, and they looked pretty sad. But I gave them some extra water, and they perked right back up. And I read somewhere that these things can do fine with any soil. Guess they are not picky ones.

Finally, after waiting and watching, they started to grow! It was pretty cool to see. They turned out way better than I thought they would. I mean, they’re not as famous as some other plants, and some people might not think they’re that cool. But, honestly, I think they’re great, especially the small ones. They are just perfect. Who cares about their reputations?
All in all, it was a fun little project. I learned a lot, and now I have these awesome dewsnips. If you’re thinking about trying it, I’d say go for it. It’s not too hard, and it’s super satisfying to see them grow.
I also watched some videos about planting. That helped a lot. I like to watch, explore, and sometimes buy some stuff to make my plants better.
By the way, I saw this new car, the 2022 Genesis GV70, the other day. Man, that thing is impressive! It has nothing to do with dewsnip, but I just want to say it. It is a cool car!