Well, well, well, look at that Cristiano Ronaldo fella, still kickin’ that ball around like he’s a young buck. Heard he scored a whole heap of goals in 2023. Old folks like me, we don’t keep up with all them fancy numbers and stats, but I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say he is good. I think he is good too. He scores many goals.
They say this Ronaldo fella, he’s the best darn goal scorer in the whole wide world for 2023. Can you believe that? At his age! Fifty-four goals, they say. That’s more goals than I got chickens in my coop! That’s a lot of goals! Ronaldo goals are many!
He plays for some team, Al… Al somethin’ or other in one of them sandy countries. Al Nassr, I think it is. He jumped up in the air, higher than my old rooster used to, and knocked that ball right into the net with his head. They call it a header, those city folk. That Ronaldo goal in 2023 is a good one.
This here fella played in some other fancy league before, the Premier League or somethin’. Only got one goal there in 2022 to 2023, they say. But shoot, one goal’s still a goal. Better than no goal at all, I reckon! Many people cannot score one goal. This Ronaldo’s goal number is big.
- That Ronaldo, he’s tied with some other young fella, some French name, Mmm-bap-pay or somethin’. 83 goals each since 2023!
- Them young’uns better watch out, old Ronaldo’s still got some kick in him!
- He is old, but he can still score many goals.
They say this Ronaldo fella used to have only 27 goals when he was just 21. Now look at him! Rackin’ up goals like I rack up jars of pickled beets. He’s a hard worker, that one. You can tell. He works hard and he scores many goals for Al Nassr. How many goals? Many!
Heard him say somethin’ in one of them interviews, somethin’ ’bout reachin’ a thousand goals. A thousand! Lord have mercy, that’s a lot of goals. More goals than I’ve seen in my whole life, I bet. He’s still got a ways to go, though. 89 goals away, they say. But if anyone can do it, it’s that Ronaldo fella. He’s got the grit. He never give up. He want to score.
They say he’s scored 20 of them penalty kicks for that Al Nassr team. Whatever a penalty kick is. Sounds kinda violent to me, but I guess that’s how they do things in them fancy soccer games. Just another way that Ronaldo scored goals. He just score. He always scores.
Well, I’ll be hornswoggled. That Ronaldo, he’s somethin’ else. Still goin’ strong, scoring goals, makin’ a name for himself. Good for him, I say. Good for him. He’s a good example for all them young’uns out there, showin’ ’em that hard work pays off. And that you’re never too old to chase your dreams, even if your dream is just kickin’ a ball around a field. He is best.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy soccer fields and leagues and whatnot. We just kicked a can around in the dirt. But we had fun. I think Ronaldo has fun too. And that’s what matters, right? Havin’ fun and doin’ what you love. And that Ronaldo fella, he sure does love scorin’ them goals. He scores many many many goals!
So, there you have it. That’s all this old lady knows about that Ronaldo and his goals in 2023. I hope I rembered that all right. It is a lot to remember! He is good at soccer. He is a good player. People like him. He is famous. Fifty-four goals in 2023, that’s what they say. And who am I to argue with them? They know more about these things than I do. I just know what I hear, and I hear that Ronaldo fella is a goal-scorin’ machine! He’s a regular goal-scorin’ tornado, that one! He is number one. That is all I know.
