Well, well, well, look what we got here, some news about that F1 race car driver, what’s his name again? Oh yeah, Perez. That fella drives them Red Bull cars, right? Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout him down at the market the other day. They say he ain’t gonna be drivin’ for them no more. Big news, I reckon.

Seems like this Perez fella, he ain’t been winnin’ like he used to. Last time he won a race was back in, uh, April, 2023, I think. Long time, yeah. That Red Bull team, they ain’t happy with that. They want to win, them folks. Always wantin’ to win. They want their driver to be at first place. You know, that guy Perez, he has a big money, about $50 million.
So, they told him, “Perez, you gotta go.” Just like that. Heard they had some big ol’ meetin’, and they all agreed it was time for him to pack his bags. Four years he been with ’em, and now, poof, he’s gone. That’s how it goes in that F1 racin’ world, I guess. One day you’re in, next day you’re out.
Now, this Perez, he’s a Mexican fella. Good driver, I suppose. Won some races, got on that podium thingy a bunch of times. Twenty-nine times, I heard! That’s a lot of standin’ up there. Before Red Bull, he drove for some other teams, but I can’t rightly recall their names.
They say that Red Bull boss, a fella named Christian, he said some nice things about Perez. Called him a “team player” or somethin’ like that. Probably just bein’ polite, you know. But still, gotta say somethin’ nice when you’re kickin’ a fella to the curb. And Red Bull will change their driver in 2025, they want a new guy to drive with Max. They say his name is Liam, a young boy.
So, what’s gonna happen to Perez now? Well, nobody knows for sure. Maybe he’ll drive for another team. Maybe he’ll just go back to Mexico and eat tacos. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, he ain’t gonna be drivin’ that Red Bull car no more in 2025.

This whole F1 racin’ thing is a crazy business, ain’t it? One minute you’re a big shot, next minute you’re out on your ear. It’s too fast for me, yeah. I like things slow and steady. Like watchin’ the crops grow. That’s a good speed.
But they all want news about F1, so many news. They care about Perez, Red Bull, who will win, who will lose.
- Perez is out.
- Red Bull said “bye-bye.”
- No more wins for Perez since April 2023.
- They got a new guy in 2025.
- Christian said nice things, maybe.
- 29 podiums for Perez, that’s a lot!
That F1, it is a big deal. They drive so fast. I don’t know how they do it. I guess you gotta be young and brave. And maybe a little bit crazy, too.
Well, that’s all the news I got about that Perez fella and his F1 racin’. Time for me to go tend to my chickens. They don’t care ’bout no race cars, just want their feed. And that’s somethin’ I understand.
You kids and your fast cars. Always in a hurry. Slow down, I say. Enjoy the simple things. Like a good ear of corn. Or a sunny day. That’s the real prize, ain’t it? Not some shiny trophy. Perez is a good man I think, hope he can find a good team. Or just go back to his home and eat good food. He has a lot of money, he will be fine, I think.

I remember one time, my grandson, he was all excited about them F1 races. He had posters on his wall, little toy cars, the whole shebang. He wanted to be a race car driver, just like that Perez. I told him, “Boy, that’s a dangerous game. You better stick to somethin’ safer.” He’s a farmer now. Good, honest work.
So yeah, this Perez thing, it’s big news in that F1 world. But out here, life goes on. The sun rises, the sun sets, the crops grow. That’s what matters.