Okay so I saw this “Do I Still Like Him Test” floating around Instagram last Tuesday night. Figured why not, since me and Dave have been texting weirdly since the break up. Grabbed my half-eaten burrito bowl, flopped on the couch and clicked the link.
How I Ran This Thing
First off it asked weirdly specific stuff like “Do you screenshot his texts?” Bro I screenshot everything – memes, recipes, that weird stain on my ceiling. Doesn’t mean anything! Felt shady already.
Then came the 20 questions:
- Wasted 10 minutes on Q3 about “Would you help him move?”
- Panicked at Q7: “Does his laugh annoy you now?” Literally never noticed his laugh before?
- Stared at Q15: “Heart races seeing his name?” Mine races seeing DoorDash notifications so…
Finished scoring while watching cooking videos. Added my points wrong twice – calculator app to the rescue. Got “Confused Buttercup” level. Sounds like a bad candle scent.
The Results Unpacked (Sorta)
Turns out “Confused Buttercup” means either:
- You’re clinging to nostalgia like that expired yogurt in your fridge
- Or actually into him but too chicken to admit
Checked Dave’s IG. Saw his story petting a stray cat. Felt… nothing? Then remembered he hates cats. THAT made me snort-laugh. Test didn’t ask about petty satisfaction smh.
What This Mess Actually Means
Truth bomb: these quizzes measure nothing but your mood while taking it. Was I hungry? Yes. Annoyed? Also yes. Forgot it even exists until Thursday when Dave texted asking for his hoodie back. That irritation? That’s your real answer right there.
Final thoughts: Save the quiz for picking Netflix shows. Your gut already knows. Mine was screaming “return the hoodie washed in cheap detergent” the whole time.
