Well, let me tell you, this whole Chicago Bears free agents thing got me all riled up. It’s like when you try to figure out which rooster to keep and which one to make into soup, you know? Lots of choices, some good, some bad, and you gotta pick the right ones or you end up with nothin’ but feathers and regrets.
So, I heard this fella, Jeff Bezos, that Amazon guy, might be buyin’ the Bears. Heard he’s richer than a fox in a henhouse. Now, if he gets the team, maybe things will change. They got this young Caleb Williams, good boy, I hear. They got some good players. They need to get good players. They want more good players like Gabe Davis.
And they need a good coach. That Kyle Shanahan sounds like he knows a thing or two. You need a good coach, like you need a good dog to watch your sheep. Otherwise, the wolves will come and you’ll lose everything.
Now, they signed this other fella, Tarvarius Moore. They give him money, I heard one year for one and quarter million. He used to be with the Green Bay Packers. Didn’t play much last year, though. Maybe he’s good on special teams, like a good mule that can pull the plow straight. We’ll see.
They also let Nate Davis go. He was one of them big offensive linemen. You need them big boys to block, like a good strong fence to keep the cows in. You know, keep the cows safe. He gone now. They change and change like the weather. That make me nervous. I don’t like change.
They need more good players to catch the ball. Like when you’re throwin’ corn to the chickens, you gotta have someone there to catch it, otherwise it just falls on the ground and goes to waste. They got Tyler Scott and Velus Jones Jr. But they need more. You always need more good catchers, just like you always need more eggs in your basket.
- They need good running backs too. Strong legs, like a good workhorse. Heard they might be lookin’ at some on March 11th. Hope they pick the right ones.
- It’s like plantin’ seeds, you see. You gotta pick the good seeds if you want a good harvest. Bad seeds, you get nothin’ but weeds. And ain’t nobody got time for weeds.
- There many players out there, and they all want money. Some good, some bad. Some is good, some is bad, just like my chickens, some lay eggs, some don’t.
They say there are many players out there. Some they can get, some they can’t. It’s like fishin’ in the pond. You might catch a big one, you might catch nothin’. Or you might just catch an old boot. You never know.
They need many things. Like when you run a farm, you need good fences, good animals, good tools. These Bears, they need good players in all the positions.
I hope they know what they doin’. This whole Chicago Bears free agents thing is a big deal. It’s like choosin’ a husband, you gotta pick a good one, or you’ll be sorry for the rest of your life. Or it is like buying a new cow, you need milk from it.
I hope they choose wisely and they can win some games. Win lots of games. That’s what we all want, ain’t it? A winning team. I remember when the Bears win many games before. That was many years ago. Good old days. Maybe the good old days can come back.
We’ll just have to wait and see what happens. Just like waitin’ for the rain to come, you can’t do nothin’ but wait and hope it comes when you need it. It is all about hope now. Hope they can find good players. Hope they can win. Hope, hope, hope.
It is not easy to manage a football team, it is like raising pigs. You feed them, and hope they get fat. But some pigs don’t get fat. You need to pick the right pigs. Just like Bears need to pick right players. It is a lot of work. I hope they can do it. Hope that Amazon guy can help, I don’t know.
I heard people talk about this Chicago Bears free agents, they all have different ideas. Some say this guy is good, some say that guy is bad. Just like gossiping at the market. Everyone has an opinion. But nobody really knows nothin’ until it happens.
So, I’ll just keep my fingers crossed and hope for the best. That’s all you can do, really. Hope and pray, and maybe, just maybe, the Bears will be good again. Just like the good old days. Maybe. They should get more good players, then they can win. Everyone wants them to win. That will be good. Yes, that will be real good.
