What Got Me Into Trying This
Alright, so I’ve been hearing about Molly parachuting for ages. You know, wrapping MDMA powder in tissue paper and swallowing it like a pill. Supposedly hits faster and harder. People kept saying it’s awesome, but man, I’m not one to jump into stuff blind. Did some digging and realized how many ways this could go sideways.
My Actual Prep Work
First thing I did? Bought a testing kit off some random shop downtown. Tested that powder three times before even thinking about using it. You hear horror stories about people getting meth or bath salts instead. No thanks. Then I weighed my dose – 120mg, not eyeballing that shit like an idiot. Grabbed bottled water too, ’cause tap water ain’t it with chemicals.
Next, I called my buddy Mike and flat-out told him: “Yo, I’m trying this Molly thing Saturday at 3 PM. If I don’t text you ‘pineapple’ by 6 PM, call 911 and bust my door down.” Left my keys under the mat too. Sounds paranoid? Saw Reddit threads where dudes seized alone in bathrooms.
Execution Phase
Saturday rolls around. Wrapped the powder tight in rolling paper – tissue rips too easy when it gets wet in your throat. Swallowed that little parcel with a full glass of water. Set timers on my phone: “Check temp” every 30 mins, “Hydrate small sip” every 15 mins. Because overheating and dehydration will wreck you.
Within 20 minutes, that warm rush hit hard. Like electricity in my veins. Stuck to my rules though: no more alcohol, no moving from my couch, phone in hand ready to SOS. When my jaw started clenching? Chewed gum like my life depended on it. Tracked every damn symptom in my notes app: “T+45min: euphoria strong, pupils like saucers, mild nausea.”
Critical Safety Stuff I Learned
Look, you wanna mess with this? Do these or pray you get lucky:
- Test your damn drugs – one surprise fentanyl hotspot and you’re toast
- Hydrate smarter not harder – I sipped max 500ml water hourly, too much flushes your electrolytes
- Keep your body cool AF – ice pack on neck when overheating, never dance or exercise
- No mixing period – alcohol, prescriptions, other drugs? Instant risk multiplier
- Have a panic button – Mike had my address typed in his Uber app ready to go
Why This Ain’t For Amateurs
Six hours later I was shaking like a leaf, feeling hollowed out. Turns out parachuting spikes your blood concentration way faster than swallowing pills. Saw my heart rate hit 140 bpm on my watch. Couldn’t sleep for two days after either. The comedown was brutal as hell. Honestly? Pill form’s safer for controlling the release.
Final call? Unless you’re testing, measuring, and babysitting your vitals like a lab project, don’t bother with this ROA (route of administration). Saw reports where people’s throat tissues dissolved from bad wraps. Or they choked. Shit’s Russian roulette without the precautions I took. Surviving this ain’t cool – it’s dumb luck without prep. Done it once, got the data. Never again.
