Well, that Chester, he’s a strange one. Always poppin’ up outta nowhere with his questions. He showed up in that Arcade Mode, lookin’ like an old hippie with that peace sign and all. I tell ya, these young folks today with their video games. My grandkids, they play ’em all the time. This game is called “That’s Not My Neighbor.” Sounds silly to me. But hey, if it keeps ’em outta trouble, I guess it’s alright. And this Chester, in this “That’s Not My Neighbor” game, he’s got some quiz. Some folks, they like to find every little thing in these games. Gotta collect it all, I reckon. Makes no sense to me, but to each their own.
This Chester, he just appears, they say. Random, like a weed poppin’ up in the garden. You just gotta be playin’ that Arcade Mode, and there he is. Like I said, wearin’ that peace sign shirt. Heard he’s got a headband, too. Looks like he’s stuck in the old days. Reminds me of my cousin, always wearin’ tie-dye. Anyway, this Chester, he’s got some questions for ya. A quiz, they call it. He wants you to answer them, in this game called “That’s Not My Neighbor.”
Now, I heard tell the answers ain’t easy. They got somethin’ to do with life and the universe and whatnot. Big questions for a little video game, if ya ask me. But these young’uns, they know all sorts of things. They’re always on them computers. My neighbor’s son, he helped me figure out my TV remote the other day. Smart as a whip. He probably knows all the answers to this Chester fella’s quiz. He also plays this “That’s Not My Neighbor” game.
Here’s the answers I heard about:
- First one is somethin’ called “Fawkes.” Don’t ask me what that is. Sounds like a fox.
- Then there’s a bunch of letters. Like them Roman numerals. MMMDCCCLXXXVIII. Looks like a cat walked across the keyboard.
- Next one’s a name. “Wojtek.” Sounds foreign. Maybe Polish. We had a Polish family move in down the street a few years back. Nice folks.
- Then there’s somethin’ called “Zul’gurub.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear in one of them jungle movies.
- This one here, it’s got letters and numbers. “SCP038.” Looks like a license plate.
- And the last one is a big number, “45360.” I don’t know what this is about, I can count but this is just too much.
So there ya have it. The answers to that fella Chester’s quiz. He pops up in that Arcade Mode of the “That’s Not My Neighbor” game. This old hippie-lookin’ fella with his questions. Don’t know why anyone would want to spend their time lookin’ for him, but like I said, to each their own. Now, this Chester, he is a mystery. Why is he asking these questions? Who knows! Some say he is there for a rare achievement. What is that, I don’t know. My grandson told me, but I forgot.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy video games. We played outside. We played hopscotch and jump rope. We used our imaginations. We didn’t need some fella named Chester poppin’ up askin’ us riddles. But times change, I reckon. Kids these days, they like their video games. And if this Chester fella and his quiz in this “That’s Not My Neighbor” game makes ’em happy, then who am I to judge? This game, though, it is a nightmare. It is all about some riddle.
Now, I gotta go. My stories are probably boring you to death. You want to know about this “That’s Not My Neighbor” game. You wanna know about this Chester fella. I told ya what I heard. Fawkes, MMMDCCCLXXXVIII, Wojtek, Zul’gurub, SCP038, and 45360. That’s the answers to his quiz. He’s in that Arcade Mode, wearin’ a peace sign. Can’t miss him. Now go on, git! Let an old lady rest her eyes. And if you see my grandson, tell him to come fix my VCR. The darn thing’s been blinkin’ 12:00 for years. Chester, though, that guy is weird.
I still don’t understand why you need to answer this quiz. But I guess it is fun for some people. The meaning of life, the universe, everything. These are big things, big questions. This Chester must be a very smart guy. But I still think he is weird, asking these things in a game. Well, I guess that is all I know about this. I hope you find him in the game, and get this… this… achievement thing. Good luck to you, I guess.
