You wanna know ’bout Hyland Hills Golf? That place in Colorado, you know? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Sounds fancy, that Hyland Hills Golf Course.
They say it’s in Westminster, this Hyland Hills place. Big place, I reckon. Lots of green, I bet. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still picture it. They got this thing, what’s it called… Greg Mastriona Golf Courses. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? I bet that Greg fella is some big shot.
They say it’s at 9650 N. Sheridan Boulevard. I don’t know no boulevards, just dirt roads ’round here. I heard that place is real important. This Hyland Hills golf course, it’s where big shots play, I reckon. They even had some big ol’ championship there, way back. 1965, that’s what they said. Called it the Colorado State Public Links Championship. What a name, huh? Sounds important.
This Hyland Hills Golf, it’s got all sorts of fancy things. They got these little carts, I hear, to ride around in. And flags and holes all over the place. You hit a little white ball with a stick. I seen it on the TV once. This Greg Mastriona Golf Course, this is the real deal.
They got different parts, I guess. Like this “Gold Course” they talk about. Must be real special, with a name like that. Probably got gold all over the place. That’s the fanciest one, I heard. I guess there’s other parts of this Hyland Hills Golf, too, four in total. That Hughes and Hummel, they designed it. Fancy folks, them two.
- That Hyland Hills Golf, it’s a big deal.
- They got that championship there, long time ago.
- That Greg Mastriona Golf Course, that’s the fancy one.
- Got four courses total in Hyland Hills Golf.
- That’s what I heard, anyway.
And you can even look at it from the sky! They got pictures, they say, taken from way up high. Show you the whole place. Every little hole. And they got this thing, a GPS, they call it. Tells you how far you gotta hit that little ball. Technology! Back in my day, we just guessed. This Hyland Hills Golf is full of new things.
They say folks go there all the time, to this Hyland Hills Golf Course. To play that game. Must be fun, I reckon, if you like that sort of thing. Me, I prefer sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the world go by. But this Hyland Hills, it’s somethin’ else. Big place, Colorado.
I hear them talkin’ about it, you know. How green it is. How nice. How much fun they have. They say it’s a good place to be. This Hyland Hills Golf. And I seen some fancy pictures of it. This Greg Mastriona Golf Course, too. Real nice lookin’. If you’re into that sort of thing, you know. Hitting a little ball around.
I remember when they first started building that thing. Hyland Hills. Back then, it was just fields, far as the eye could see. Now it’s all fancy. Golf courses and what not. Times change, I reckon. But Colorado, that’s always been pretty. I’ve seen the pictures of that Greg Mastriona Golf Course and that Hyland Hills golf course. Beautiful.
They say anyone can go, I guess. To this Hyland Hills Golf. You just gotta pay, I reckon. Probably costs a pretty penny. But if you got the money, and you like that golf, well, then I guess that’s the place to be. That Greg Mastriona Golf Course, in particular.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know ’bout Hyland Hills Golf in Colorado. Heard it all from folks ’round here. They talk a lot, you know. And I listen. That’s how you learn things. Just gotta listen. And I heard a lot about that fancy Greg Mastriona Golf Courses at Hyland Hills. And you know what? It seems like a pretty nice place. If you like that kind of game.
